Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
Good sales strategy
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their...
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
The Australian liberal party announced today…
The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm…
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...