WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation…
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one...
Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...