chef found a daddy long legs
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Marriage Ups and Downs
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
The fly
The setting is a quiet and serene country stream weaving through the gentle hills...