One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
Lunatic & his dog
A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of...
Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
Blonde Inventions!
The top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3)...
Cool REAL Signs!
At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)”Best Place in Town to take a Leak”Sign over...