A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad…
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination...
Car Acronyms
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Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
What is the loose skin around the pussy called?
What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman.
A sad mourner
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...