What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!