From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Female Laws To Live By
The female always make the rules. The rules are subject to change at any...
50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
Nite before Xmas – Net Style!
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker’s a surfing....
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...