On God’s Making a Woman
And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls...
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
A Bad Mix
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
What is the difference between a hockey game…
What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
Condom Modelling Rejection
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Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!