There is a blind man here to see you
|A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Passing a school bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
That’s a real bargain
|A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for...
A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...