yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Saintly Naivete
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a...
Why was the female blonde confused…
Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the ladies toilet??A. She...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes
|Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes $100,000.00 and was on a long holiday in America....
Why cant black women become nuns?
Why can’t black women become nuns?They can’t say superior after mother.
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
The NFL team names
|NFL Team Lame Names When a football team is having trouble getting into the...
With a puzzled look on his face…
With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,”Say, mom, why is...