Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
Driving In Fog Riddle
Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!
The Name is Rose
It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
The subway car was packed…
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...