At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
Computer use of a blonde!
How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?The joystick is...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Criminal steals lumber
|A man with a nagging secret couldn’t keep it any longer. In the confessional...