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A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
Go for Gold
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Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
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You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
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Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
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Great Gifts
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that...