Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Ethical Code for Patients
A Code Of Ethical Behavior For Patients1. Do not expect your doctor to share...
Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...
Gates Vs GM
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
How to be a Good Wife
How to be a Good WifeExcerpted from a 1950′s high school home economics textbookHave...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...