A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Potential and Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
An IRS scam
WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a...
Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t:
Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t…Have you looked through her briefs?He is...