You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night…
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try...
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
Remember during wars
Things to Remember During a War 1. The only things more accurate than enemy...
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy…
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Passing a school bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...