Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer…
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim…
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim....
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Scholarly discussion
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger...
Bumpy Stickers!
Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident....
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman…
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
Another test
There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the...