If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress…
Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading...
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...