My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman…
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential...
Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store…
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much...
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
Race dead candidates
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
A sudden change of mind
|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...