Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
Show him your cross
Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...
Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...