Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as…
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers....
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue…
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull…
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
New College Courses for Men…
New College Courses for Men as Prepared by Women:1… Combating Stupidity2… You, Too, Can...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...