Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
A great fruit cake recipie
|You’ll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...
In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...