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A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...
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A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of...
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A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
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Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.