Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
American Beer
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex....
Christmas party
A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many...
Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
A cattleman from West Texas died…
A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As...