In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
In a perfect world…
*25 Things a Wife would say in a “perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I...
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...