When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
The mistress.
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an...
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
Which fly makes films?
|Which fly makes films?Stephen Speilbug!
Democrats V. Republicans
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Do at a bowling alley
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Mind telling me the time?
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A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
Trip To The Desert
A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.They...