Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Understanding Your Paycheck:
Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22...
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Real classified ads 03
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...