Where do you see…
Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don’t have...
Pictures from police
|A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
Reaching the end of a job interview…
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...