Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this…||is 12...
Chess Enthusiasts
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
Followed
“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...