Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment…
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army...
Stupid Insults 3/31
A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom...
Camel Died
Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert....
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
Excess billing hours
|A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...