What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
Religious battle golf
|The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon...
The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...
Gay Hired Hand
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted...