Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
New military tourism
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Doughgirl Is Sick
In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character...
The World’s Worst Joke!
…’Well, it wasn’t that tragic. Soon after that, I started seeing another man who...
New weapon Chicken Gun
|Flash – New Weapon in America’s Arsenal – Dubbed ‘The Chicken Gun’Senate majority leader...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
Blonde on blonde
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand...
some more blonde q & a’s
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted!...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...