Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
Name a…
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and...
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth…
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
16 years later
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...