They’re boasting about race records
|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about...
A guy was trying to console a friend…
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wifein bed...
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Diary Entries
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WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?