Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Top reasons why it’s great to be French
Yet to experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Cause Hearing Loss In Men
What’s the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say...
Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
The Ring
A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding,...
Difference With Computer
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?A: You only have to...