Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don’t have...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...