I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Country Tunes
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth...
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...
No symptoms
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it...
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...