He Said, She Said
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Bank robber stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...
Cliff jump
A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time....
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...