Little johnny at school 2
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...
A pool table?
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Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
Signs Christmas Has Become To Commercial
You don’t recall that line from It’s A Wonderful Life saying, “Every time a...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I...