Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
31??..32???
At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife…
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a...