Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...