Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
Blond Alligator Shoes
Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to >...
Ultra dumb people 02
A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
The 5th floor!
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...