A stolen credit card
|A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...
Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...