No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink...
Blondes dumb?!?!?
Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he...
Three people were standing on the Titanic…
Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian....
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...