Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
Why Black?
A woman was getting married. She entered the church wearing a black wedding gown...
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the…
A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
Ant jokes 01
|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips...
God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...
A little girl was walking along a beach in California…
A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a...