Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
A peculiar birthday card
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk...
Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly –...
A very modest lady applied for a job…
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...
Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.