I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...
Variation of return your keys
|Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
The Math Test
The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.