It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Computer Terms
486 – The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. state – of –...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery…
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
Scientists and the Mermaid!
These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...