Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
The black baby.
Q: What did the black baby say to its mother when it had diarrhea?...
Donkey Woman!
A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit…
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a...
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices…
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years...
Just a memory!
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.