More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Stick insects!
|What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!
Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...